nervouspearl:

me watching The Hobbit for the first time

(via inspired-fallen-angel)

stayinschoolbro:

carolianna:

kafaleen-mcbabe:

carolianna:

kafaleen-mcbabe i almost decked matt mackay for not saying thank you to me at the front desk lmfao 

should’ve.  He was probably looking at your tits

he was with his woman thats awk

He was probably still looking at your tits

(Source: skrelp, via missingnickel)

carolianna:

kafaleen-mcbabe i almost decked matt mackay for not saying thank you to me at the front desk lmfao 

should’ve.  He was probably looking at your tits

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

(Source: tampire, via spottedthunder13)

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

(Source: linseymorris, via desmondsass)

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

deansdamnation:

Look at Benny’s face in the last gif. He’s totally judging Dean, just kill me now

(Source: inappropriatefangirlneeds, via inspired-fallen-angel)

surprisebitch:

vegan-vulcan:

chad-hunter:

awesomephilia:

strippedtease:

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT

i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.

jesus christ

est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? le sexe.. je veux dire, l’activité physique.. le coït. tu aimes ça ?

(via quasi-philosopher)

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

(via joshpeck)

sluttybang:

British television at its finest

(Source: gerardwhy, via fangingertastic)

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

(Source: kanesus, via fangingertastic)

teenwolverine:

spn-rants:

Hounds of Hell.

You’ve probably never seen them before.

image

this is my new favourite post

(via thestolenhalo)