the-british-hellhound:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

Reblogging because A.)It’s awesome and B.)The Avengers quote

(via poptarter)

vinebox:

Her imaginary gun game too strong

(Source: vinebox, via theofficialariel)

arkthefallen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

She’d be thunderstruck.

(Source: tooshas, via robotita98)

leseanthomas:

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

(via robotita98)

chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

(via flygoing)

Brian Williams reporting on his daughter, Allison Williams, being cast as Peter Pan (x)

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via tinypieceoflint)

Inheritance Cycle Characters’ Reactions To: Reading About Themselves in The Inheritance Cycle

sage-of-rocknroll-oromis:

Eragon:

Saphira:

Murtagh:

Arya:

Roran:

Brom:

 Nasuada:

Galbatorix:

Oromis:

Glaedr:

Durza:

Orik:

Islanzadi:

Du Vrangr Gata and the Elves That Follow Eragon Around:

(via seaweedbrain-saiyan-animagus)

ouat-superwholock:

millenniumtechsupport:

kanayahummel:

british advertising.

Yes. This is a legit British advert.

Oh it’s back! Yesssss

(Source: benshaws, via whennooneiswatching)

lamewolves:

brainsandspaceships:

minuialeth75:

cumberbitchedd:

Can we all take the time to admit that we all cried like freaking babies at the start of Star Trek 2009. 

Reminder that Benedict Cumberbatch admitted he did.

One of the only movies that goes from zero to feels in like 0.000001 seconds.

also we can’t forget that Thor and Emma Swan are the parents of Jim Kirk

(Source: crouchtouchsetbind, via whoviansquared)

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

(via whennooneiswatching)

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

(via fangingertastic)

queen-of-fallen-angels:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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setting Rose loose

Accuracity: 100%

(via ouat-iwassuperwhopottermerlocked)

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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(via endless-visions)

gjorth:

prozdvoices:

said:

Looking for a challenge? Try singing Gee in your most manliest voice possible.

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Challenge accepted.

this is a religious experience.

(via almostcompletelyimpossible)